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For all you Tea Baggers in America these days
How to Become a Tea Party Member:
A Simple Guide brought to you by Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman
Just follow these 11 steps and you will be more then on your way to becoming a full fledged TEA Party Member.
Items you will need: 10 Members of the TEA Party, First Aid Kit, Duct Tape, Electric Drill, 1 ¼” Hole saw, Shop Vac or equivalent, drool bib, safety helmet and Hand Sanitizer (Never can be too careful now can you)
1) Lay on the floor and have the 10 TP members hold you down.
2) Sanitize your hands and Equipment
3) Have one of the TP members drill a 1 ¼” hole in your forehead
4) Remove Plug from hole Saw, and keep in a clean container away from pets
5) Use the Shop Vac to remove your frontal lobe
6) Reinsert forehead plug
7) Bandage the area using a 2” x 2” piece of gauze and two 4” strips of Duct tape
8) Place the Safety Helmet on your Head
9) Place the Drool Bib around your neck
10) Open your mouth and Remain Laying on the ground
11) Have the remaining TP members take turns dropping their pants and squatting on your face
Congratulations, you are now a fully indoctrinated TEA party member.
