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clientsfromhell: After weeks of trying to get a client to return my calls/emails in order to book a project review meeting: Me: “Ok. Let’s nail down the review meeting for Friday [two days later]. What time is good for you?” Client: “Don’t kid me. You’re not that busy. All you guys do is sit around and…
For all you Tea Baggers in America these days
How to Become a Tea Party Member: A Simple Guide brought to you by Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman Just follow these 11 steps and you will be more then on your way to becoming a full fledged TEA Party Member. Items you will need: 10 Members of the TEA Party, First Aid Kit, Duct Tape, Electric Drill, 1 ¼” Hole saw, Shop Vac or equivalent, drool bib, safety helmet and Hand Sanitizer (Never can be...
“We are proud of our Happy Meal which gives our customers wholesome food...– http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100622/ap_on_bi_ge/us_mcdonald_s_lawsuit_toys
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I know what you’re thinking—they can’t be doing what they’re...– Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, via Gift Wrap, by Living Legends
Legalize Marijuana: Marijuana Legalization more... →
You read that right. Legalizing marijuana for recreational use by adults has more widespread support than President Obama’s administration. Pot legalization is also more popular than the recent health care bill that passed in Congress and has higher approval ratings than our handling of the Global…
Washington D.C. Legalizes Medical Marijuana →
legalizemarijuana: fauxshizzle The D.C. Council on Tuesday approved amendments to a medical marijuana law first passed in 1998 by 69 percent of District voters. Congress had blocked implementation of Initiative 59 for more than a decade, until it lifted its ban last year. With Tuesday’s vote, the District of Columbia joins the 14 states across the country which already allow qualified patients...
If a man hasn’t found something he would die for, he isn’t fit to...– Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Sarah Palin is so effing stupid!!
Sarah Palin came out swinging in defense of the law on Fox News yesterday: She accused the Obama administration of a “shameful” attempt to make the law into a “racial issue” by suggesting it will encourage cops to stop and question legal Hispanics in their search for illegal immigrants. You fuckin idiot! I dont think Obama is the one making this a racial issue. Youre...
He’s the Ben Roethlisberger of typography. He raped everything that walked...– My type 1 teacher, on Eric Gill, typographer
Do not under any circumstances blow off the gym on the 28th.– My monthly career horoscope for April. interesting.
In Mexico, artists can pay their taxes with... →
theonlymagicleftisart: lapuravidagallery: tinpony: timmcfarlane: maybeitsallok: “Can’t afford to pay your income taxes? Paint a picture instead. That’s the deal Mexico has offered to artists since 1957, quietly amassing a modern art collection that would make most museum curators swoon. As the 2009 tax deadline approaches, tax collectors are getting ready to receive a whole new crop of...
Listen carefully to first criticisms of your work. Note carefully just what it...– David Shields (via wearethedigitalkids) (via theonlymagicleftisart)
So last night got really crazy. I went to go chill with Haley and Tarah. First we got a bottle and were drinking. Then my boy Cristian came over. We were all kinda drunk, and decided to hit the bars on Polk. So we head to Sudachi’s and go in and get some Sake. After a few shots, Haley wants to get another pack of cigarettes. So we go across the street to the liquor store. Come back and spark...
Is it unprofessional...
I’ve been doin some design work with different clients recently, and noticed I’ve been having to reply to emails with my phone a lot. Today, as I’m responding to confirm my first interview for a design firm, I was wonder if it is unprofessional to leave the footer, “this email was sent using my iPhone” I know some of my clients have left it, but we already had a...
At the end of the day, you cant regret it—if you were tryin.– Heart of a Lion | Kid Cuddi
Amazing Pictures of the Volcano in Iceland →
Everything is interesting. Look closer.– The space between us (via theonlymagicleftisart)
Tweet your way into the Library of Congress
Hey. Guess who’s now in the Library of Congress? The LOC just acquired the entire twitter archive: Have you ever sent out a “tweet” on the popular Twitter social media service? Congratulations: Your 140 characters or less will now be housed in the Library of Congress. That’s right. Every public tweet, ever, since Twitter’s inception in March 2006, will be archived digitally at the Library of...
When you least expect it, the world holds out its hands and smiles… Take...
This is exactly where I’m meant to be, At this...
The Little Things. The head of a company survived 9/11 because His son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was His turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her Alarm clock didn’t go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike Because of an auto accident. One of them Missed his bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take Time to...
Americans spend about the same amount on overdraft fees as they do on fresh...– Center for Responsible Lending. Some of you will read this quote and think, “What dumb Americans running up so many overdrafts.” This is the wrong lesson. Can overdraft fees be avoided if you’re careful? Usually. Should the banks charge excessive and unearned fees to customers that aren’t...
The hardest thing to see is what is in front of your eyes.– Goethe (via lolwtfchris)
He who stops being better stops being good.– Oliver Cromwell (via lolwtfchris)
All that glitters is not gold. And all gold is not reality.
Dear Whole Foods,
Thank you so very much for always having a selection of delicious, nautral, healthy, hot foods readily available for dinner. Without you, I would starve. Probably, literally to death. So thank you. —John
because sometimes people aren’t meant to settle down—as perfect as your time...
My Life Now.
This week ended up being one of the greastest weeks of my life. Not because a lot of great things happened, but because, for the first time, everything in my life is finally coming together. Everything that I have gone through educationally, professionally, and personally, is coming together to create the man I will become in the next 10 years. And what makes this so great, is I can actually see...
COMMON TYPOGRAPHIC DISEASES
COMMON TYPOGRAPHIC DISEASES Various forms of dysfunction appear among populations exposed to typography for long periods of time. Listed here are a number of frequently observed afflictions. Typophilia An excessive attachment to and fascination with the shape of letters, often to the exclusion of other interests and object choices. Typophiliacs usually die penniless and alone. Typophobia The...
But what’s a star when his most important fan is missing.
I work hard, very hard. I plot carefully and quietly to make sure all my good...– Donald Quist (aletdownsquid)
I’m Steve Jobs. And Windows 7 was MY idea.
Listen to the head. The heart lies.
maybe later on we’ll walk down to the river | lay on a blanket and stare...
the magical moment.
therealdemidisaster: We constantly talk about that first moment when your lips touch. How everything goes away and you can’t see anyone around you, How you can’t hear the cars driving past or the trees blowing in the wind. That magical moment when you get that amazing feeling that your flying and nothing can bring you down. The feeling in your stomach that’s a million butterflies. So I sit...